Apologies to Irving Berlin's Puttin' on the Ritz Have you seen the Russian troops Wearing bloody combat boots? As they’re marching on the West Earning medals for Vlad’s chest. Vlad’s seeking who knows what? Looking for his billionaire’s cut? Money’s no object in his war Biden’s billions help kill more. If you’re bored and don’t know where to go Why not go and declare a war Putin on the blitz Sending children to their cold early deaths As Ukrainian mothers take their final breaths Putin on the blitz Dressed up like that stoner Hunter Biden Trying hard to be like Comrade Stalin Yer killin’ it! Come let’s mix where Hitler blitzed with tanks and Stuka bombers Oh, those Huns! Putin on the blitz If you’re bored and don’t know what to do Why don’t you blow up a reactor too Nukin’ up the blitz! Dubya looked into his blue eyes and said he’s really just one of the guys Putin fooled GDubya Evil dressed up like a million dollar trooper Guzzling Kharkiv til’ he’s in a stupor Super-Duper! Come let’s mix where Stalin blitzed with tanks and AK-47s Kill them Red! Putin on the blitz If the land you’ve got’s not big enough Look to the West it’s got enough You need more room for acting tougher The Ukraine would make the perfect buffer Pretend you’re invading a sovereign state To save those others from their fate Send in assassins to murder for you Turn your head (they work for who?) Vlad, you’re sick inside and out with the morals of an ignorant lout Cut it out! Putin on the blitz The way you’ve buddied up to evil Mao’s Red China And groveled at Xi’s feet looks like you’re tryna’ Get his help Putin on a blitz When you’re Red you’re better off dead Than listening to voices in your head Oh, pardon me we’re safe and free Two mighty oceans between thee and me Here’s 70 billions for your oil, thank Joe Biden for being your foil and helping Putin with the blitz!